Tori Spelling wants her ex to read her new book

Tori Spelling, a woman not known for her tact, stated today that she wants her ex-husband to read her new book so he will understand what went wrong between them.

Um, well, here’s the short version, Ex-Spelling Husband: Your wife decided to sleep with another man, while you were still in the picture. Ta da! Just saved you $25.

Anyway, here’s Tori’s statement:

Spelling, who is now married to Dean McDermott, divorced actor Charlie Shanian in 2006 but claims they never got the chance to talk through the split.
So she now thinks the best thing Shanian can do would be to read her new book “Tori Telling” if he wants an explanation as to why their union finished.
She says, “We never really had closure, so maybe it would help him understand better where I was coming from. I never went into deep explanations about why the relationship didn’t work. You don’t want to read that in a book, but that’s the way it goes.”

Honeychile, I really, seriously doubt that Charlie is sitting around crying into his beer over how you dumped him for Mr. Klassy, who, by the way, is probably just serving his time until something richer and prettier comes along. You just keep “writing” your “books” though – whatever helps you sleep at night!