Well, well, well….seems that the holiday season is a great time for cookies, cakes, cards, and hey, why not a little blackmail? John Stamos, also known as the great Uncle Jesse from the cheesiest show ever known to man (and one that I’m not ashamed to say that I watched every Thursday night….you did too, you can admit it), was almost blackmailed by a couple of rocket scientists from Michigan.
According to the Smoking Gun, which has all the gory details, two people that attended a party with the actor are trying to extort $700,000 for who knows what. Maybe he ate too much guacamole? I don’t get it. Anyway, bottom line is that two idiots that own a night club in the friggin Upper Peninsula of Michigan tried to blackmail John Stamos with some photos of him doing god knows what at some party in Florida in 2004. Bada bing bada boom. Let’s clear the palate with some classic Michelle clips:
- John Stamos Is A Star (perezhilton.com)
- Full House Reunion! (ithinkheblogs.com)
