Vampires Need A Drink(ing Game)

True Blood, Twilight, Buffy, The Vampire Chronicles, Underworld, Dracula… Yeah, we think vampires could use a drinking game. Because nothing spices up a night of boozing like a little blood. Grab your favorite vintage and get your undead on!

They’re from Transylvania: Take a drink.
They’re from somewhere decidedly not Transylvania: Damn. The illusion is shattered. Take two drinks.
They’re vulnerable to garlic: Take a garlicky drink.
They’re vulnerable to crosses: Take a religious drink.
They actually happen to rather like garlic-seasoned crosses, thank you very much: Take a drink and wash it down with some crucifix-shaped garlic bread.
They’re partial to breathless young women with heaving bosoms: Take a drink and swoon.

They’re partial to angry young women with leather pants: Take a drink and kick their arse.
They have evil minions: Cackle a little bit before you take a drink.
They have minions, but they’re not really that evil: Oh well. Can’t have everything.
They turn into bats: Take a drink for each bat they can turn into.
They no longer turn into bats: Wait, what? Why the hell not?
They can turn into bats, but they don’t really like to because it messes up their hair: Oh, I see– it’s a vanity thing. Lame.
There’s a Slayer in town: Take a drink and get ready for a fight!

They think the Slayer’s kind of cute: Of course you do. Just kill her and get it over with. Then take a drink.
A mallet is required to drive a stake through their hearts: Set up a tarp and take a drink– this could get messy.
Mallet is optional: Well, that was easy. Take a drink and stab it with a cocktail umbrella (those are made of wood, right?).
They’re vegetarian: Oh, fine then. Have a Bloody Mary.
They’re forever young and beautiful: Take a drink for every year they’ve been alive.
They’re forever young and beautiful and six years old and really pissed off about it: Take a drink and don’t get on Claudia’s bad side.

They’re warring with the werewolves: Take a drink for each franchise where this is the case.
Their fans really wish the vampires and the werewolves would just hook up already: Take a drink for each wishful thought.
They’ve been outed: Take a drink of True Blood. O positive if possible.
They’ve slept with Anna Paquin: Take a drink.
They’ve slept with just about everyone: Take a drink for each conquest.
They burn up in sunlight: Take a Flaming Moe.
They can get around in sunlight if they keep a blanket over their heads: Take a Flaming Moe, but put out the fire first.
They sparkle in sunlight: Throw the Flaming Moe in their face.