Video: Bret Easton Ellis’ Fake CW Show Is A Joke That Takes Itself Very Seriously

When our sister site TheGloss posted this video today for All That Glitters, we were like “Ha, yeah, we get the joke…Rules of Attraction is basically Gossip Girl, but with more (less?) abortions.” But the thing is, Bret Easton Ellis would kill to have a show on the CW. He already admitted The Hills is the best thing on TV, ever. And lets not get highbrow here, his BFF Jay McInerney was already on Gossip Girl. All of Bret’s work besides American Psycho basically has to do with spoiled rich kids in LA anyway, and there usually aren’t that many more murders than you’d find in a typical Melrose Place episode. So cut the shit, BEE, you’d love for All that Glitters to be the TV version of Glamorama. Too bad Ben Stiller stole that movie concept from you ages ago. (Oh by the way, a nugget for the super fans: Kip Pardue was in both Rules of Attraction and Glamorama, so of course he’d be making an appearance in this.)