Video: Emile Hirsch Sounds Like a Cross Between a Rapper and Marlon Brando While High on Anesthesia

I got my wisdom teeth out two summers ago: I remember crying a bit from the anesthesia, then sitting listlessly on the couch slurping Jamba Juice and reading Breaking Dawn for the first time. Emile Hirsch has me beat: He posted this video, in all his chipmunk-cheeked glory, on his YouTube channel shortly after the operation. Get ready for what sounds like several impressions of rappers and The Godfather. It’s hilarious.

It’s unclear if the gauze inspires him to imitate Marlon Brando in The Godfather, but we expected at least one “I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.” Then, weirdly, he devolved into what sounded like the whitest imitation of a rapper; he even throws up the Westside sign once he commandeers the camera. And when he asks the nurse about the extraction, he sounds like his Internet predecessor, David After Dentist.

Look at the huge smile that spreads across his face when she tells him he can have his wisdom teeth! We’ve been a bit on edge about the hurricane approaching NYC, so it’s nice to let off some steam with a video like this.

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