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Checking in on House
Why does anyone go to Dr. House? Don’t get me wrong. I love the show. But yikes!
Guess Who
Any guesses as to the identity of this woman, who showed up to Rosie O’Donnell’s art opening in New York?
Everyone’s Betting On JLo’s Pregnancy, Except JLo
Despite her best efforts to convince us that she was merely retaining water and overeating, JLo and her thinspirational husband might actually be “expecting!”
Oh… Bitch… Please!!!
Check out Tara in the latest FHM – minus the stomach scarring and the lumpy abdominal alcohol deposits we’ve all seen from candids at the beach. Not only have they given her a new body, they’ve also managed to erase all the time she’s spent getting jacked in the dirty bathroom of countless clubs from LA to Miami to Greece and back again on the road to Taradise.
OPRAH’S RUMORED ROMANCE WITH TV’S DR. MEHMET!!!
I just got word of a blooming clandestine romance between Oprah “Lady O” Winfrey and Dr. Mehmet Oz. Yes, yes, I know, it’s hard for me to believe it too, but all of HARPO studios is abuzz about this.
Britney’s ‘Blackout’ Arriving Sooner Than Planned
Jive Records is rushing to release Britney Spears‘ new album, Blackout (really?), before Internet leaks kill its desirability.
ROSIE O’DONNELL ON NIP/TUCK!
october 30th will mark the 5th season premiere of nip/tuck over on FX! if you watched last season you must remember the character of ‘dawn budge’ played by rosie o’donnell who ended up winning the lottery and was able to hire ‘dr. troy’ & ‘dr. mcnamara’ to do a little work on her (plus she had sex with dr. troy!) this season she’s back for a few episodes – visiting the doctors at their new los angeles plastic surgery location!
Bobby Brown Hospitalized
Bobby Brown was hospitalized in California last night because of a “heart attack scare.” They say Bobby felt tightening in his chest and tingling in his arm and had his girlfriend/manager, Alicia, take him to the hospital. They say Bobby was so scared that he recorded a video message to give to his family in case he didn’t make it.