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War, Inc Transcript

Thanks to Fosco for creating a transcript of the War, Inc. scene as shown on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show (see below):

TRANSCRIPT:

Brand Hauser: How was traffic? I hear those checkpoints can be murder…(to Yonica’s Manager) Hi…

Yonica Babyyeah: Where is dressing room? I’m Fuc*ing Wasted!

BH: Let me show you..

MANAGER: She needs full plate ten piece box, all white meat, extra crispy, extra spicy, and diet Coke you got it?!

YB: And I want pickles.

M: She wants pickles, Klaus & … (ficticious brand) Pickles.

BH: Sure… Alright uhm-

YB: You are big boss?

BH: I guess I am, yeah.

YB: How big?

The Manager hits Yonica Babyyeah on the head.

BH: (Don’t do that.) Hey! Confiscate that film!

M: HEY,HEY,HEY,HEY, I do it alone.

BH: Of course you do. We’re excited to have you!

M: Don’t get too excited.

BH: I’m not that excited. (To Yonica) Let Me show you to your dressing room.

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  1. By AnnD
    886 days ago

    hahaha..!! SO FUNNY..!! love that scene.. and I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIEEEEE..!!! love hilary.! xD

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  2. By JESSICA
    886 days ago

    Man, it sounds kinda weird hearing Hilary cuss in a movie. I kept rewinding the clip just about like five times. Pretty good accent. I can’t believe her manager whacked her in the head like that after hearing Hilary’s language!

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  3. By steph
    886 days ago

    nicee :]
    i saw the scorpian scene omg. hilary looks very sexual! it’s good she’s changing

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  4. By ♪♪Material_Girl♪♪
    886 days ago

    That was a cool video Hilary behaves kinda like a small girl, she is looking fabulous!
    I hope this movie will also release in India.

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  5. By Hil’s #1 fan
    886 days ago

    Hahaha omg these clips are so funny, I Can’t Wait to seem the movie!! I Can’t Stop watching those clips!! it sounds like the manager is saying “i do what i want’ rather than ‘ i do it alone” lol

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  6. By kristyn
    886 days ago

    OMW, i cant wait to see this movie its g2b awsum… its nice to see hilary doing more mature film roles, i just hope this movie comes out in south africa cuz 1 or 2 of hilary’s movies didn’t come out here in SA.

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  7. By holly
    886 days ago

    hahahaha i cant almost understand when she says: wheres the dressing room?
    its so fynnu i cant wait for the movie

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  8. By Hilary Duff’s Biggest Fan!!
    886 days ago

    he didn’t whack her because of the language, he whacked her because she asked “how big” of a boss John was. HILARY ROCKS! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIE!

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  9. By Vanessa
    885 days ago

    OMG!!!! it was very funny!!! LOL!!! but ahm, poor Yonica!! Gets hitted on the head!!! I would hit back… XP

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  10. By hilarydufffan_18
    885 days ago

    OMG i can’t wait to watch this movie…I love her accent in the movie…it was so funny when she got hit on the head!!!!!!

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  11. By Jackie♥
    885 days ago

    Wow!
    Didn’t know there was going to be swearing in this film!
    Not that theres anything wrong with that!
    Once again this is a VERY,VERY different film from anything Hilary has ever done.And it will be interesting what SOME fans/media think.

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  12. By NoeL ^_^
    883 days ago

    Lol this is funny. Too bad she has to swear in it, but anyway, if she refused to swear while acting I suppose that’d be kinda stupid. I saw the scorpion scene too. Freaky. Though what they MIGHT’VE done was to tape a ziploc bag to the inside of her pants or something. I bet when they were doing that scene and they said ‘cut’ she must’ve started screaming “GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!” I would. Haha.

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