What If The Muppets Were In Twilight?

These Muppet parody posters placing our beloved fuzzy friends in mock Twilight ads are pretty great. I mean, why can’t puppets be vampires? Just look at Count von Count and Miss Piggy’s soullessness! These posters are actually created by Disney, which makes them a little less cool, but we’d still rather see this version of Breaking Dawn than the original. Imagine the sex scene!

Of course Kermit is Edward Cullen. I bet just as many little girls had secret crushes on him, too. Plus, he’s a lot easier to get glitter to stick to.

I’m sure Miss Piggy would be very pleased to get to play Bella Swan. She’s a little too fancy for the role, though. And she smiles too much to pull of an accurate Kristen Stewart.

If Rowlf is Jacob then I am Team Jacob. Or just Team Rowlf.

(via Huffington Post)