What Other Reality Shows Could Michaele and Tareq Salahi Ruin?

Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the infamous White House party crashers, basically ruined Real Housewives of D.C. for their other cast-mates; one cast member even alleged that they “hijacked” the show on the reunion. (But let’s be real; they didn’t ruin it. That show sucked already.) Their newest get-famous-quick scheme was signing on to appear on this season’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. People just reported that they have been asked to leave. The reason? They weren’t addicted to anything. Except fame, of course.

Tareq told People, “Michaele doesn’t have an addiction… She’s leaning on Dr. Drew to treat her [multiple sclerosis] which has been directly affected by our ordeal with the White House. What she needs is help managing her stress and her illness.” Vh1 released the following statement: ”Prior to the taping of the current season, producers were advised that Michaele Salahi met the criteria to be treated in this setting. However, professional assessments spanning from that time to the present, found that she did not meet such criteria. As a result, she is no longer participating in the program.”

What a pair of complete morons. But, this got us thinking. What other reality shows could the Salahis ruin? We came up with the following list:

• Tareq and Michaele Plus 8 – They could adopt a bunch of kids and document the trials and tribulations of a large family. Insta-Brady Bunch. Though not quite sure what they would do with the kids once the cameras stopped rolling.
• The Millionaire Matchmaker – It doesn’t look like either of them is a  millionaire, but they could break up and try to date a millionaire. Does anyone else think Oasis Winery would make a perfect first date?
• Thintervention – For Tareq, obviously. Michaele need not apply.
• Dancing with the Stars - This is one season Obama will definitely not be watching.
• Intervention – Because who else wants to see what Tareq’s nutty family is like?

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