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Naturally, she will write, direct, and star in The Kate Gosselin Story herself.
Periodically, rumors pop up that Kate will be featured on the next season of The Bachelorette. Now might be a great time to make that happen.
She's got loads of experience juggling a zillion of her own kids. She should be capable of juggling a zillion of other people's kids too, right?
She's already got a built-in set of performers!
Apparently Kate is a registered nurse and worked as a labor and delivery nurse in Reading, Pennsylvania until 2004. Maybe now would be a good time to return to the nursing profession-- but of course, she'd have to have a reality show based around it to make it work.
Naturally, she will write, direct, and star in The Kate Gosselin Story herself.
Just sayin'.
Allegedly, a (Jon and) Kate Plus 8 spin-off show called A Twist of Kate has been in the works for a while; maybe now it'll finally get off the ground. I'm not really sure what the show is supposed to entail, so here's a picture of Kate and a martini with a twist. I'm sure we could all use one.
Look out, Broadway! Here comes Kate and her eight tiny chorus members!
If anyone can beat that obstacle course, she can.
Kate already has a cook book coming out, so why not a cooking show? Her kids could regularly disrupt the program, allowing for the opportunity to teach busy mothers how to deal with having boatloads of rugrats underfoot while trying to get dinner on the table.
One commenter on People referred to her as Katezilla. THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.
122 days ago
[...] TLC cancelled Kate Plus 8 got, we contemplated what could be Kate Gosselin‘s next move to hold on to fame and exploit her little moneymaking brood. But we couldn’t have anticipated [...]
Get a job like the rest of us commoners! She needs to support that liter of kids she gave birth too.
Wait, so her show wasn’t already a circus? I learn something every day.
I would like to see Kate wearing diapers and plastic pants.
This is great. She should do all of these things!