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Whitney Houston to Divorce Bobby Brown and Marry Osama Bin Laden

First, the good news:

Grammy-winning singer Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist said.

Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.

Now, the bad news:

A Sudanese writer – who claims she was Osama bin Laden’s personal sex slave a decade ago – says that Osama wouldn’t ever shut up about how much he wanted to marry Whitney Houston and then kill her husband Bobby Brown.

Actually, this makes more sense than the whole Bobby and Whitney thing. Staying together for 14 years, I mean.

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