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Jessica Simpson is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair, and yes, you’re not alone in thinking “Durr? Whazza?” She’s got nothing going on except an awkward relationship with footballer Tony Romo and an embarrassingly stunted country music career that fizzled out before it even got started. Her interview is just about what you would expect it to be, including an oddly phrased statement about how she handles the media:
“It comes with what I do,” Jess continues. “And I know that every day the media’s going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them…I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.”
Really? Seriously? Well, I just want to know how she got on the cover of Vanity Fair, a highly desired spot, when she has absolutely nothing, NOTHING, going on. Did Papa Joe dig into his trust funds and pony up some cash? Or did she just strike a deal with Satan?
Yeah they paid some body. Papa pull some strings. She is a big 0. She is scrambling around looking for the next trick to pull.
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[...] Earlier this week I told you about Jessica Simpson somehow, by the miracle of Baby Jebus and unicorn magic, landed a feature in Vanity Fair. I’m pretty sure that she sold her soul to Satan to do this. But she looks pretty, right? The whole selling the soul to Satan thing was worth it, right? RIGHT:??!?!?! [...]
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[...] Earlier this week I told you about Jessica Simpson somehow, by the miracle of Baby Jebus and unicorn magic, landed a feature in Vanity Fair. I’m pretty sure that she sold her soul to Satan to do this. But she looks pretty, right? The whole selling the soul to Satan thing was worth it, right? RIGHT:??!?!?! Tags: Arts, Entertainment, jessica-simpson, Satan, tony romo, Trials, Unicorn, Vanity Fair [...]
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