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Wed, Sep 19 2007

Worst Idea Ever: Jessica Simpson wants gay friend to make her pregnant

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I think Jessica Simpson needs a new hobby or something, say, like needlepoint, cause the biyatch done lost her everloving mind with this new one:

Jessica Simpson is reportedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser.
More magazine reports the singer-actress wants to be artificially inseminated with the help of her long-term friend Ken Paves.

was having dinner with her stylist when the sexy star reportedly suggested the procedure.
“Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn’t keen on the idea,” a source told More.
“Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy.”
“She’s an old fashioned girl. I’m sure she wants a child who is biologically hers,” the source said.

Oh, sure – she’s old-fashioned. Having a baby by yourself with no husband fathered by your flaming gay hairdresser is SUPER old-fashioned. Didn’t they have a Disney movie about this very thing back in the 40′s? I’m sure I remember seeing something like that….huh.

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  1. By lala

    Nice mullet.

  2. By candida

    Hello? She must’ve been watching Will & Grace.
    Dumbass that she is, she really shouldn’t reproduce.