Would you like to hear about Roseanne’s vaginal rejuvenation surgery? OF COURSE YOU WOULD.

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Good morning, Snarkarinos! How are you on this fine Thursday morning? Got your coffee? Cornflakes? Well, how about some VAGINAL REJUVENATION as a side dish!

Yep, I know, gross, right? Well, apparently Roseanne doesn’t think so. In fact, she share all about her pikachu getting a tune-up on the Late Late Show. Here’s what she said, exactly:

“I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did! And now I have a va-junior. And I’m not afraid to use it.”

OH GOD. Why, WHY, did she feel the need to tell us this? Why? Is she that attention starved?