Yay! Tara Reid is back to her old ways!

It warms my heart to see perpetually sloshed Tara Reid back to her old ways, staggering down the street, half-comatose on a cocktail of Tequila and Vicodin, held up by the kindness of a passing stranger who oh so subtly is brushing her booby in this picture (yes, we can see you doing it. KNOCK IT OFF.).

It’s also quite easy to imagine the next five minutes between these two, as he pours her into a cab and asks her for her address so he can be rid of her…there’s probably a lot of “I love you SO MUCH” -es going on, a lot of crotch grabbing, maybe a wee bit of puking. I. Am. So. Jealous.