Yet another man runs away in fear from Jennifer Aniston

WHAT is wrong with Jennifer Aniston that all these men keep running away from her?!?!? First Brad Pitt, then Vince Vaughn, now John Mayer!

Yes, it’s true – they’ve broken up. Boo hoo, right? Here’s what a source close to the couple had to say:

“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.

– source

Wait – a TIMETABLE??!?!? I thought timetables were for trains, or learning your multiplication. Anyway, Jen sounds pretty high-maintenance. Maybe she should just take Ross up on his offer and get away from all this madness. Come on, Rachel – you can do it!