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#1 This aging Academy Award winning actress not known for being pleasant was shopping for clothes this past weekend and told the sales person she had forgotten her glasses and was going to need some help with the price tags. For the next 45 minutes, our actress asked for one price after another almost non-stop. Our actress didn’t buy anything, but what made this bad experience worse was our actress’ cell phone rang and before answering, dug out her glasses from her purse so she could see who was calling and then walked out while talking away.

#2 This fairly young Academy Award winning actor who hasn’t done much since his win except live off that film’s reputation is a drunken mess. For the past six months he has gone from friend to friend and stayed with them each for a few days while he drinks and chain smokes for almost 24 hours straight getting louder and louder until he passes out where he’s at right at that moment. No matter what he can’t be moved for at least 12 hours and has been in hallways, on living room floors and the worst place of all, a bed. Why is the bed the worst place? Our actor voids his bladder and yes, sometimes bowels immediately after passing out. needless to say one visit from him is enough for any friend, and our actor is never allowed entry again.