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Good ones from the Emmy Awards:
All of these took place last night.
#1 A male Emmy winner last night took at least two different kinds of pills last night as well as 3 or 4 lines of coke. He also kept getting drinks, taking one swallow and then setting it down and getting another drink. He never took more than one swallow from any drink.
#2 This former female Academy Award winner was drinking and drinking and got in a discussion about real and fake breasts, flashed her own and said, “all real baby.”
#3 This closeted celebutard made a big show of making out with women, but was seen off in a corner getting a phone number from this gay B list television actor.
I’m guessing Jeremy Piven, Sally Field, and Ryan Seacrest. What do you think?
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