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LANCE!! What was going through your yellow Live Strong bracelet, dude?
Contrary to my strong aversion to believing these two are ACTUALLY GOING OUT, Lance Armstrong is, in fact, spending some time with his new lady friend Ashley Olsen. Yes, there’s like a 35 year age difference (okay, more like 15, but GAHHHHHHHH!). Anyway, old Lance there thought it would be a SPLENDID idea for his twin daughters – who, by the way, are only a few years younger than Ashley – to bring her in for show and tell. Yes, awkward moment in the classroom there, I’m sure…..”here is my dad’s new “friend with benefits”. Gross.
1497 days ago
[...] Yuck! Lance Armstrong is dating Ashley Olsen?!?!?LANCE!! What was going through your yellow Live Strong bracelet, dude? [...]
1652 days ago
[...] though he brought her to Show and Tell, Lance Armstrong would like you ALL to know that he and Ashley Olsen are JUST FRIENDS. Mmkay? [...]
OMG! From Sheryl Crow to the scarecrow??? What the hell? And the age difference … Jaysus!
What do you think they talk about? I mean, COME ON. They are ridiculous together.
Grandpa makes me nauseous with little fugly Olson. Soon he’ll be dressing in rags and pouting.