14 Creepy-Ass Dolls That Will Eat You In Your Sleep

She tilts her head to the side because she's considering how best to dismember you. Maybe she'll start with your legs. No-- your kneecaps. No-- your toes...

We're not entirely sure where this infamous bank robber hides his take from each heist, but we're not really sure we even WANT to know.

Double your pleasure, double your fun. IN DEATH.

"What? You don't like my bow? Yes, you do. Of course you like my bow. You like my bow OR I'LL EAT YOU."

His experiments in human reanimation have never gone quite right, but that won't stop him trying. Care to donate your heart to the cause?

Now with the ability to look in two directions simultaneously!

Bitten by a zombie while in the prime of her youth has allowed this flapper to keep her girlish good looks long after end of the 1920s. She enjoys long walks in the woods and eating your brains.

Make sure you keep your matches in a safe place when this little treasure comes to town.

Born "Harvey," this fuzzy little bundle of joy decided in his teens that "Frank" was more to is to his taste. Likes: Stalking Donnie Darko. Dislikes: Jimmy Stewart.

Don't be fooled by this roly-poly little fellow's gentle exterior. He eats human souls for lunch. And to think you were wondering how he got so roly-poly in the first place.

"If you let me paint you, I promise that I will capture your eyes perfectly. In fact, I will capture them right out of your head so I can pin them on my wall!"

"I get my eyes from Pablo. He's the best supplier ever!"

Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets, and little man-- little Lola-- wants YOU. For dinner.

"Bodies? We don't need no stinkin' bodies! We can kill you with our toes!"