5 Sexual Fetishes We Hope Don’t Exist In Real Life

We know that this is a real thing, but it's still horrible for you. Feeders get off on the idea of making their mate obese, usually by funneling food into their stomachs. They featured it on Geraldo once.

People who want to be eaten and digested by a mythical creature. Okay, they don't have to be mythical, but for some reason most of the people who are into this happen to find dragons and giant women particularly fascinating.

What if Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs had been part of the Internet masking community? Would he still have wanted to make a coat of human skin? Or would he be content to dress up entirely in latex (head included!) and dance around his apartment like a pretty little lady?

We've heard of stomping and feet fetishes, but this one seems really specific. Basically, a guy gets off on a woman making him dinner, and then stepping on it. Seems like a lot of effort for all those wasted groceries!

"Oh hey honey. Dinner was great. No, no I don't mind seeing your parents. Hey, can you do something for me? Can you just pretend to be a corpse and take a chunk out of my arm? And can you stagger around saying 'brrraaain!' No, no reason. Just a thought. Thought it would be funny ha ha ha."