Am I Right Ladies? Forget the Glass Ceiling, Have a Glass of Milk!

Let’s go back up to the top of PMS Management HQ where got milk? tells us to "help our man help himself." I love when websites make it SO easy to tweet about them. That quote reminds me of Jerry Maguire: help me, help you, help me, help you, you had me at hello, so help me. Tom Cruise: still attractive, amirightladies? I’m going to go tweet that right now.

When it comes to print, I like mine to be FINE, amirightladies? So pop back down with me to look at it! Reduces a majority of women’s symptoms after 3 months of taking 1200 mg Calcium/day. Wait, which symptoms? And how many glasses of milk make up 1200 mg of Calcium? 3 months?!? Ladies, I hear you. I hear all of you. But I say let’s take what we can get, amiright? Whatever it takes to keep our man happy and keep our man- period. (Gailed it!)

Follow me down to the bottom of the home page. Now on my screen, nothing ever actually loaded, the features just kept “triangulating.” But technology was never my strong suit – I’m such a girl sometimes. Anyway, I think all men need “Mistake Verification System,” because they never seem to get it. Maybe if they did my dad wouldn’t forget to call me on my birthday for once. If we recognize mistakes, we can learn to not make them any more and can also learn my birthday is April 5th, not September 32nd.
But whose actual fault is it? Mine, but it took me a whole gallon of milk to realize that.

As long as you and all that milk are in my bed tonight, then I think we have ourselves a deal.

Got milk? really GOT us, girls. We do always think we’re right- and sometimes men just don’t understand. I get it. Who says women don’t have a sense of humor? My ex, for starters, amirightladies? But seriously, I’d be LOL-ing right now if these cramps weren’t making me L-OWWWW-L.

Here we are at the PMS Management HQ. It’s so refreshing to see men taking on the burden of our monthly hormonal tsunami. Let’s be real, women aren’t really cut out for “management” roles anyway. You know what’s not refreshing right now? My good ol' Aunt Flo – somebody get her a glass of whole milk stat!

My only note? Instead of a Puppy-Dog-Eye-Zer, maybe also have a Kitten-Eye-Zer option for the weak-willed cat lady demographic. We’re a large demographic than you think. And much more prone to the crazies, amrightladies?