Am I Right Ladies? The No-Nonsense Womyn of Cable

Dr. Danielle "Dani" Santino is the newest addition to the no-nonsense family, and she looks ready to not take shit from nobody. I just hope someone tells her not to walk on the football field in those heels. Talk about holes, amirightladies?

Kate Reed used to be a lawyer, but realized her natural inclination to nurturing would be better put to use as a mediator. With less of that yucky legal stuff, she gets more appealing. We get it, amirightladies?

Anne Catherine "Annie" Walker is single because of her double life. When will ladies learn that they can’t marry their jobs? More like I DON’T, amirightladies?

Behind every powerful woman is at least four men in suits, amirightladies?

Welcome to the witness protection program. Now get lost. Wait, no come back. Ugh, get away from me. No, no, I hate being by myself. Seriously, leave me alone. Wait. No. Wait. No. Wait. Look at me, I’m emotionally eating right now. Stop looking at me. Pay attention to me. No. Wait. No.

There’s so much subtext going on in this picture. Needles give pricks and little pricks are needle dicks. All you really need to know is she will probably castrate you. That goes for both genders, amirightladies?

She’s pretty, she’s lethal and she’s also a mom. If real life was more like Lifetime Television, we COULD have it all. Then again, we could also have an abusive husband and/or crippling pill addiction and we'd all look like modern Marilu Henner. That's a risk I'm 50% willing to take, amirightladies?

When a woman this hot tells you to bring it on, and she’s holding chains, you take the risk, amirightfellas? Felllllllas, amiright? She’s beggin’ for it – up top, fellas, up top. Fellas. Fellas?

A really smart woman knows the best defense against her enemies is a pair of chunky, blood-red heels, amirightladies?