There’s so many womyn in the 2010 midterm elections, it’ll have you saying what the Hillary Clinton? Let’s take a look at the must-see videos from our sisters in the race.
Pamela “Tickets to the Gun Show” Gorman
Annie are you Oakley? Are you Oakley Annie? I’m KIDDING. But seriously, RAWR, Kitty’s got claws. And by claws I mean semi-automatic weapons. Call me old fashioned, but when I imagined us working girls busting through the political glass ceiling, I didn’t picture us doing so in a hail of gunfire. This is a Congressional race, not the movie Set It Off starring Queen Latifah. Look “Pammy Get Your Gun,” Alexander Hamilton can attest to the danger of being trigger happy in Washington. So let’s tamp down the “Say Hello To My Little Friend” vibe, and amp up the commercial quality. I’ve made better films of my cat on iMovie.
Linda “WWEmpress” McMahon
Girlfriend, puhleeeeeease. Three things. FIRST, ladies LOVE soap operas. That is, in fact, what many lonely singles and housewives would describe as exactly their cup of Chamomile. Sorry to generalize, fair gender, but Gail raps truth. Point TWO, if I spent my career surrounded by sweaty beefcakes with long hair and fabulous costumes, I’d be shouting it from the mountaintops. In fact I’m shouting right now. And THIRDLY, don’t pull the “Oh Yeah” card unless the Kool Aid man is actually going to pop out at the end of your commercial. I had a brief diabetic episode from the anticipation. However, this is exactly the kind of conversation my galpals and I would have, if I still had a car. Or friends.










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