Crushable Books: ‘Hipster Puppies’ and Other Hipster Animals That Are Cooler Than You

Steve's family considered him an odd duck. Steve, however, preferred the less-obvious choice of "black sheep."

Helena's favorite activities include sitting around and looking cool, sitting around and looking cool, and sitting around and looking cool.

You've never heard of Leo's favorite book. Trust me.

Libby has a theory that the size of your glasses indicates your level of cool.

Jerome majored in philosophy because it gave him an excuse to be pretentious.

Jake failed to see the inherent problem in claiming that his band was both too cool for anyone to have heard of and so cool that it was just on the verge of becoming huge.

Orville liked Otters Holding Hands before you did.

Andrew's life was like a giant game of hide and seek: He was excellent at searching fruitlessly for himself.

Francine spends her days writing the next Great American Novel. And by "writing," I mean drinking PBR and playing Angry Birds.

He was Shifu before Shifu was Shifu.

Wallace was thrilled when he finally acquired his first fixie. Now if only he knew how to ride it...

Rachel is a more obscure animal than you are.

Tim likes to perform his edgy acoustic cover of "Hakuna Matata" at open mic nights. He just wishes his set didn't always fall at that time that everyone decides they need a smoke break.

Barry's attempts at performance art consisted of hiding in unusual places and popping out at unexpected times. Sadly, his talents were largely misunderstood by his audience and often resulted in him getting slapped.

Janine isn't weird. She just has a unique perspective on the world.