Dear Angelina Jolie: Give It Up. You’ve Had Work Done.

Angelina Jolie has such a great life. She’s stupidly hot, and whenever she wants something, she gets it. Brad Pitt? Sure. (Sorry Jennifer Aniston!) A new baby? Yes! (Sorry third world mother! It’s for a good cause!) Plastic surgery? Yes, that too.

But now Angie has come out saying that she’s never had any work done. Really? REALLY?! That’s just blatantly untrue. And what purpose does it serve to lie about your nose job, Angie? To make people even more infatuated with your unattainable beauty? Please. That’s borderline pathetic.

Angelina Jolie is an almost untouchable celebrity. Just when you’d think the world would turn against her for breaking up America’s favorite couple Brad and Jen, Angelina became an intense UN Ambassador, traveling the globe trying to end world suffering. Besides, Brad and Angie are so hot together! Who could stay mad at her (other than Chelsea Handler)?

But claiming she’s never had any work done? That’s just absurd. Angelina Jolie has clearly had a nose job. And considering how much weight she’s lost over the years while retaining her bust, chances are she’s had implants as well. When well-endowed women lose a lot of weight, their breasts usually get smaller (just ask Scarlett Johansson).

And yet, she tells The Daily Mail:

“I haven’t had anything done and I don’t think I will. But if it makes somebody happy then that’s up to them. I’m not in somebody else’s skin to know what makes them feel better about themselves. But I don’t plan to do it myself.”

What purpose does this lie serve?

For those of you doubters, check out these side by sides of Angie as a teen compared to today, courtesy of the OCRegister:

Noses do not change drastically as you age.

Angelina Jolie is one of the world’s most attractive women, regardless of whether she got a little work done or not. But perpetrating the lie that she just woke up one day looking like Laura Croft isn’t helping anyone.

Angelina’s nose is supposedly one of the most requested noses in plastic surgery offices. That’s not to suggest that she didn’t come by it naturally. But this photo is: