Gallery: The Creepiest Justin Bieber-Themed Items On Etsy.com

Who hasn't thought of creating Bieber out of gravy and cheese curds?

Can be printed with or without you also riding the mythical creature.

Justin...learning to...love?

If someone is selling these, you know they have 8 more pairs hanging up in their closets.

They are $200, but at least the quality is pretty good. Anyone want to go halfsies?

This is like that part of The Witches where the little girl gets stuck in that painting while her parents watch her grow old die. That is the expression Justin is wearing on these pants.

"I did this desktop calendar as a Xmas present joke for a friend. It started off with my new haircut... a few trips to Value Village... and expert photography (and patience) of stepson extraordinaire, Bryan Mitchell."

(We feel so bad for Bryan Mitchell)

Remember that Undeclared episode where Jason Segel gives his girlfriend a pillow with his face on it that says "Dreaming of you?" This is only slightly less creepy.