Gallery: The Most Fitting Sabotaged iPhone Self-Portraits

That much love can't be directed just at his reflection in the phone's screen. Obviously this half-naked dude is thinking longingly of sweet candy.

As The Frisky has already pointed out, this guy fits the dbag look pretty much to a T.

You know that when she's judging the "casual" shots she just took, she's really thinking about the dessert she deprived herself of because she knew it was Skanky Photo Day.

"Is this what the youngsters mean when they say they listen to Bieber?"

Maru is magical; he takes better photos than any iPhone!

This guy does have the determined look of a Pokemon trainer. You can almost hear the first strains of the theme song...

This guy already looks pretty enamored of his pretty, pretty smartphone... so it's not a huge stretch that he could be reenacting the "Double Rainbow" viral video.