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Who doesn't like gift cards?! Terrorists, that's who! Also fun: buy useless amounts of money for someone's pre-paid cell phone, despite the fact that no one you know has ever had a pre-paid cell phone.
Living in New York, it's hard to just find a regular grocery store. They all seem to reflect the respective native culture of whatever neighborhood they end up in. So Chinatown grocery stores have a bunch of Asian candy, supermarkets in Greenpoint sell a bunch of Polish soup and meats, and Little Italy? Don't get us started. Best thing to do is let that work in your favor: buy a bunch of presents to make it seem like you're an international traveler coming home with a bounty of exotic gifts, rather than the idiot who had to race to M M on 9th Street last minute to buy stuff.
Funny gag gift for your overweight male friend or possibly a REAL gift for your sister-in-law that turns an already great Christmas into the best day of her life!
Most people say that fructose corn syrup is what is making Americans obese, but your friend with the rare sugar allergy is going to be thanking his lucky stars that he's got a buddy as thoughtful as you.
Tell them you got it in "classic"
Who doesn't like gift cards?! Terrorists, that's who! Also fun: buy useless amounts of money for someone's pre-paid cell phone, despite the fact that no one you know has ever had a pre-paid cell phone.
These plushy animatronic beings sing and dance at your convenience. Why not see if they can also KILL? Buy a bunch and create an army.
