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Remember when Kim Kardashian was hired to tweet about Carl’s Jr.? Maybe she’s been hired again, but this time by an anti-olive faction. I mean, that’s the only possibly reason someone could react this strongly to accidentally eating an olive, right?
Buddy, it’s okay to like olives, I promise! Change is a good thing. And olives open up a whole new world of tapenade and capers. Capers, Kim! Capers are delicious and there’s no reason you shouldn’t want to eat them.
I had olives on my pizza a few days ago. It was the first time I ever actually ate any, so it was nice. OLIVES ARE AWESOME, KIM. EAT THEM.