Parting Tweet: Wil Wheaton Does His Best Courtney Stodden Impression

Wil Wheaton seems to have discovered the art of Twitter poetry a la Ms. Courtney Stodden‘s brief but evocative missives. What Wilhasn’t quite grasped, however, is the the importance of slipping a few super sexy statements in there. Oh! And alliteration. In order to do a good Courtney Stodden impression, a person needs a whole lot of alliteration. Let’s try this again, shall we?

“Stood with my naked body in the backyard, caressed by cool afternoon shadows. Looked into the hard and deepening twilight, as the tip of autumn arrived on the big, bouncy and beautiful breeze.”