The Daily WTF: SEGA Develops The ‘Toylet,’ A Urinal Video Game

Remember the days when all you knew SEGA for was the classic video game Sonic the Hedgehog? The Japanese game company is still developing new games to keep up with demand, but we’re pretty bowled over by what they’ve decided is the hot new thing that men in Japan should have: A video game built into a urinal. These “Toylets” are loaded with five games, each one measuring the strength and distance of a guy’s piss.

Some of them are predictably irreverent, like “Battle! Milk from Nose!”—you fight another guy, and the harder you pee, the more milk comes out of the characters’ noses. But then things get disturbing with “The Northern Wind, the Sun, and Me”: Your aim is to pee hard enough to blow a reporter girl’s skirt up (your urine is the wind here). That sounds disturbingly like the creepy hobby of upskirting, or snapping photos under girls’ skirts. Sure, it’s a video game, but it’s a weird goal.

Check out this news report that BuzzFeed found:

These bad boys cost upwards of $2,000; for that amount, you should get the entire virtual-reality experience.