The Passive-Aggressive Guide To Getting Your Guy A Valentine’s Day Gift

Watt espresso maker: $60

Trust us, a good espresso maker can go a long way toward early morning relationship bliss.

American Apparel fleece hoodie - $37

Here's something he can wear out with the guys and you can wear cuddled up on the couch on a rainy day. Win!

TV on DVD box set: $48

Have you and your fella been meaning to catch up on some quality TV together? We recommend 'Freaks and Geeks' for fun unisex watching.

Betta fish kit - $10

A pet that's totally cool and impossible to mistreat. Just add fish.

Fancy kitchen knife: $15

"Hey, baby, you should me cooking for me more. Hint, hint."

Bumble & Bumble Unisex grooming product - $13

Here's one for those nights you sleep over and don't have time to head home before work. Preface it with a "you look so cute when you're hair's all done."

Art print - $20

Do you and your guy cohabitate? Getting him a 20 x 200 print is a great way to spruce up your shared space.

Concert tickets: $50

Got a show you want to go to? This one's super exciting for both of you. We have our eye on seeing The Mountain Goats in NYC.

Cupcakes!: $12

Everyone loves cupcakes and your guy will have to share. If you're in New York or LA, Magnolia now delivers!

Truffle oil: $10

We know, how hoity toity. But if you or your man aren't the best of chefs, a dash of this stuff will turn even scrambled eggs into a memorable meal.