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Trending Topic: ‘I Can’t Date You’

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Note: Does not apply to Floriday, California, or New Hampsire.

"Yo dawg, you mean it ain't sounding fresh?"

You just know a guy with halitosis broke her heart...

Literally: Do not sleep with babies.

Also, because you are my daughter.

I can't date you because I'm racist.

I also have this as a criteria

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Justin Bieber stopped the limousine, which was carrying a million roses to FikaBieb's house. He shook his head sadly. "Turn around the car, Paul," he said, "It looks like I won't be asking out @FikaBieb today after all."

Note: Does not apply to Floriday, California, or New Hampsire.

"Yo dawg, you mean it ain't sounding fresh?"

Shit, there goes my chances.

You just know a guy with halitosis broke her heart...

Literally: Do not sleep with babies.

Justin Bieber stopped the limousine, which was carrying a million roses to FikaBieb's house. He shook his head sadly. "Turn around the car, Paul," he said, "It looks like I won't be asking out @FikaBieb today after all."

Also, because you are my daughter.

Should get together with @JC_Hebestylin and @lovableKayden to form a support group.

I can't date you because I'm racist.

Fair enough.

I also have this as a criteria

Because who yo-yo's their weight so dramatically every day? Either you are the Hulk, or have an eating disorder.