Video: ‘Bonjour, Girl!’ Is Beauty and the Beast Where Belle’s Inner Monologue Is a Gay Man

Part Nick Pitera, part Sassy Gay Friend, this Beauty and the Beast parody had us giggling even though we didn’t think we’d find it that funny. YouTube user WeHoGuy30′s clever video is the opening song from the 1991 Disney movie, but with Belle’s voice replaced by a catty gay guy who’ll do everything the real Belle was too meek to do: Call out the villagers who call her odd, reject Gaston, and snark on the sluttier ladies of this provincial town.

The best lines (delivered with a very healthy dose of sarcasm):

• “Ruuude!”
• “A boy and a pig, that’s new!”
• “I can hear you, bitches.”
• “Bonjour, Bernice, I love your new wig / Have you seen Donna’s tits / Don’t they look real?”
• And of course, every single “Hey girl!”

Can WeHoGuy30 dub all of the Disney movies? Personally, we’d love to see his take on Mulan, especially with all the cross-dressing that goes on, and The Little Mermaid.