Video: Here Is A Fancy Horse Dancing To ‘Lil Kim

This here is my new number one top favorite thing. Some Danish dork named Andreas Helgstrand performed this apparently first-rate dressage (“horse ballet”) routine, and some totally cool, non-dorky person cut the video to a ‘Lil Kim song. The result: the world’s most amazing equine hip hop dancer.

Doesn’t this kind of play out like a Center Stage-style climax scene? When the prim and proper ballerina incorporates ballet into her routine and totally blows all the stodgy judges out of the water? We’re eagerly awaiting a follow-up video featuring this horse’s love interest, a wild stallion from the wrong side of the… um… tractors.

(The Hairpin)