Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston: No More Wedding Bells?

Jesus Christ people: You’d think that if something was going to come between Bristol Palin and her baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, it would be her mother, Sarah Palin and her barrage of constant PR spin running against Levi’s own Playgirl-need for exposure. So we were actually surprised to hear that reconciliations had been made and the duo were engaged…though now it’s being called off, and not because of Sarah’s disapproval.

The reason for the broken engagement? Levi’s multitude of exes, including the newly knocked-up Lanesia Garcia (but the baby’s not Levi’s!), and the trash-talking Briana Plum, who E! reports, recently put up some Facebook photos with Levi that made Bristol reconsider her future husband. Kids these days, huh? I mean, how many people could Levi plausibly have dated in his short life that just so happen to also want their 15 minutes in the tabloids? Dude is the new K-Fed.