Creepy Ex Replicates Former Girlfriend In Plastic

You know what really made us appreciate all those ex-boyfriends who dumped us and never called again? This story about an Italian man who replicated his ex-girlfriend in plastic, down to the nails and teeth. The only difference between the two — besides the fact that one is a living breathing human being (who hopefully has started looking into a restraining order) and the other is a doll? The “adult toy” has bigger boobs and a larger butt, Lemondrop reports. Somehow, that doesn’t make it any better.