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If you are a) single or b) in a relationship, chances are you're not getting any new sexually transmitted diseases today. If that's not a great argument against random desperation induced Valentine's Day hookups, I don't know what is.
These fight pillows exist. Just to remind you that you and your partner fight a lot? Yes, that's exactly what I want to be reminded of before I nod off at night.
If you even contemplate purchasing this book - let alone giving it to a partner - you're doing it wrong. Literally.
Sometimes I actually feel bad for men when it comes to purchasing underthings for women. They've been so brainwashed to think that Victoria's Secret models are sexy, how could they possibly know that the lingerie they are wearing is cheap crap?
Probably by asking their girlfriends. But that won't stop lots of men from traipsing around various cities with pink bags today.
Things I do not like to receive: bras and underwear from Victoria's Secret. That will disintegrate while I'm wearing them.
Things that are sad to see: men scrambling out of Victoria's Secret with the required bag under their arm and a wheely bag behind them, desperately searching for transportation.
Nothing says "I couldn't be bothered to think about you before someone guilted me into buying you something" more than a street rose purchased in front of its intended recipient.
If you are a) single or b) in a relationship, chances are you're not getting any new sexually transmitted diseases today. If that's not a great argument against random desperation induced Valentine's Day hookups, I don't know what is.
Last week I received this "deal" from Living Social, that tried to entice me into buying two tickets to a singles event. Thanks, Living Social! Shouldn't a singles event be the one place where people looking for love don't have to go through the torturous process of digging up a date?
And to make matters worse, the deal is not available anymore. Which is somehow even sadder.
What is it with flash sale sites? This was for sale on Gilt Groupe for Valentine's Day this month.
No, your girlfriend does not want a scale for Valentine's Day. Even if it's pretty. Other things that fall in this category: gym memberships, exercise equipment and Spanx. The end.
