Gallery: The Worst Relationship Book Covers

Definitely taking advice from a lady who is literally a man-eater.

...while using diagrams drawn by a small child, to make it easier for you to understand.

Thanks, mom.

If you are too busy to have sex, you probably don't have time to read this book, either.

Do it NOW, you're not getting any younger!

I was hoping this was a book about professional weight-lifters.

Yeah, she seems pretty safe.

"and why you're not one of them!"

With your feet in the air and your head in a trash can...