Sex On The Wire: The Simpsons Porno Parody Surprisingly Arousing

• Does anyone else think that Moe in that Simpsons porn parody looks like James Franco? (Jezebel)

• Is it ever worth it to pretend like your relationship isn’t falling apart? (The Gloss)

• Natalie Portman continues her campaign of not wearing any clothing ever in her new Dior ad. (The Frisky)

• NASA is only now studying the effects of sex on Mars, which explains why no one has volunteered to go there yet. (Fox News)

• 61 employees at Yale University in same-sex relationships are now getting their paychecks docked because the school didn’t withhold the right amount on their tax forms. (Nerve)

• Oxytocin is “the hormone of love,” so of course it makes people irrational. (New York Times)

• David Barton Gym: not the best place to work if you’re a lesbian. (Village Voice)