Sex On the Wire: The Virtual Girlfriend Experience

• Thanks to a site called GameCrush you can now buy a girlfriend online for only $36 an hour. She’s even better than a regular girlfriend, because she’ll actually play Madden with you, instead of whining about her period or something. (Valleywag)

• Jenny McCarthy is mad that she doesn’t have a sex tape because she’s so good at it. Classy lady. (The Frisky)

• Two Taiwanese women tied up a guy and shaved his crotch before torturing him for hours. Why? Cuz he cheated on them, natch. Oh plus, he was already married to some third chick, lord knows what she’s going to do to him.(Tabloid Prodigy)

• Don’t try to donate to Feed the Children via the phone number of the back of Cincinnati Bengals’ Chad Ochocinco‘s Cereal boxes. It will connect you to a phone sex line. (Associated Press)

• According to a new study, women like to talk after sex, men like to sleep, drink beer, or have more sex. Don’t you love it when science just confirms long-standing stereotypes about the sexes? (Newswise)

• One man’s quest to find out if The Secret can actually get him in bed with a lady. Conclusions? It did get a girl to smile at him. (Lemondrop)

• Can you spend every day in October participating in a challenge to have better sex? What else are you doing? (YourTango)