What Your Taste In Men Says About You

Here at Crushable, we have very specific tastes: Amanda likes big strapping men, Drew likes hipster comedians, I like ginger metrosexuals. What does this say about us? That we like to be taken care of; that we like to laugh; that we like guys who have the Ron Weasley look. Maybe.

I mean, it goes without saying that we all like smart and funny and cute, right? But sometimes we find ourselves really really into one niche sort of guy who falls beyond the stereotypical “jock,” “player,” “nerd,” “artist” and “suit” categories. Let’s visit some of these niche boys, and if you’re into that, what they say about your personality.

If you like ….

• Skinny Goth guys — you want to share your skinny jeans with someone
• Wealthy international men — you like glitz, glamour and deadly poker tournaments in Monaco
• Finance professionals — you like ‘em good with money
• Working-class guys — you like ‘em good with their hands
• Really deep voices — you love Jeremy Sisto
• Other girls’ boyfriends — you have issues
• Phish-obsessed hippies — they remind you of your 9th-grade history teacher
• Long, bushy beards — you love a man with secrets
• Tech geeks with massive Twitter followings — you want more Twitter followers
• Vampire impersonators — you want to be undead
• College professors — you love doomed relationships that have no future and end with your dad driving you away in a dark car while the rain pours
• Justin Bieber — you are 12 years old, a randy mom or an inappropriate schoolteacher

Are we missing anyone? Of course we are! Tell us who you’re into, and we’ll jump in and analyze your “type.”