American Apparel Wants To Destroy Halloween

What’s that, young hipster? You don’t have a Halloween costume yet? Fear not, for American Apparel is here to help you out with dress-up options pulled from their own clothing line — how generous! For example, did you know that putting your hair in a scrunchee means you’re dressed as a “slumber party”? And a white sweater over white tights makes you the moon! (The moon is rolling over in its, um, orbit of the earth.)

The store is offering a 15% discount for buying an entire costume, but we recommend taking off all your clothes and going as Dov Charney. Or — even better — putting on your clothes and going as Sexy Dov Charney.

Comments

By Palmer Huff

A desperate attempt at a last hoorah before an imminent downfall.

By JENNIFER

For one, American Apparel has Halloween Costumes every year. Secondly, Troll Dolls are trademarked, so clearly they had to improvise.

By noyo

um, do you work there or something?
these “costumes” if you can call them that, are stupid.
cheap ploy to get people to buy their overpriced clothing.
typical consumer-driven exploitation of the harvest season