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"Slumber Party": Here at Crushable, we're of the opinion that you cannot "be" a slumber party. But maybe we're taking things too literally.
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"Magic Dwarfs": You mean Magic Troll Dolls, American Apparel. That's what you mean.
"Mermaid": Would you like to be this mythical sea creature for Halloween? Then hop into this oversized maxiskirt and look wet.
"Sexy Nun": In which you stick a skirt on your head, call it a nun, and get egged by laughing high school students.
"Kokopelli": We had to look up what a Kokopelli is, and apparently it means a hump-backed flute player. Because nothing says Halloween like... oh, never mind.
"Flag Football Team": Or "Hipster on a Tuesday." It's really up to you.
"Sun and Moon": Okay, this costume is just a white sweater and the silver reflector from the photoshoot. You're too lazy to work the meta angle, guys.
"Teacher's Pet": We're afraid to comment on this photograph. What kind of afraid? Not so thrilled about the idea of prison time afraid.
"Slumber Party": Here at Crushable, we're of the opinion that you cannot "be" a slumber party. But maybe we're taking things too literally.
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A desperate attempt at a last hoorah before an imminent downfall.
For one, American Apparel has Halloween Costumes every year. Secondly, Troll Dolls are trademarked, so clearly they had to improvise.
um, do you work there or something?
these “costumes” if you can call them that, are stupid.
cheap ploy to get people to buy their overpriced clothing.
typical consumer-driven exploitation of the harvest season