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Silly Bandz, those things your kids wear on their wrists to identify what sexual acts they’ve already engaged in, is now coming to their portable Nintendo DS in game form!
In the game, players take aim and catapult Silly Bandz to rescue other Bandz trapped in a variety of structures and cages.
As players progress, they can unlock new Silly Bandz to help them in their quest. Some Bandz feature special powers, such as multiplying or exploding in air, or surviving environmental hazards by transforming upon impact.
Socially aware and fun? No way! Here are 4 other super silly trends that we’d like to see become videogames.
1. Sixteen and Pregnant: Score!
Duck and dodge your parents to sneak out with your bum of a boyfriend and get knocked up before prom. Earn extra points in the punching round, where you hit your significant other until he agrees to take responsibility for the baby.
2. Slap Bracelets: Final Fury
You know how there was that kid from a neighboring middle school who cut their wrist open on the metal parts of a slap bracelet and that’s why you weren’t allowed to wear them to class anymore? Uncover the mystery of this urban legend in a Myst-like first-player game around your childhood to get clues as to whether or not this actually happened.
3. Justin Bieber’s 3D Glasses: Rock Invasion
It’s like Rock Band, except in 3D and the only song available is “Baby.”
4. Angry Birds: For Playstation
Actually, this is a real thing.
