Welcome back to the Internet, folks. Nothing new to see here. Ice T is giving 50 Cent a run for his money in the “Creepy sh*t I tweet about my dog” department, but other than that: same old, same old. More »
• There are sexy NFL coaches? No, not really. (Buzzfeed)
• Here’s all the ways sex doesn’t count. (CollegeCandy)
• Dita Von Teese: A good role model? (Betty Confidential) More »
• Kanye West performed “Gold Digger” over the intercom on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to New York. Viral marketing? It worked. (Gawker)
• Michael Lohan has finally found a dad worse than him! You’d think he’d be thanking Demi Lovato‘s father, not yelling at him. (Celebuzz)
• Great Headline: “Christina Aguilera…Not Dating Assistant, Says His Mom.” Ugh! Thanks mom! (Radar) More »
Sometimes it feels like the whole world doesn’t understand you, despite the fact that you sold 50 million albums. And then technology turns against you too! Man and machine, both at war with you, the hero of your own life’s story! Oh also, Judd Apatow just joined Twitter. More »
In news we don’t understand: Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are officially dating. (PopEater)
Octomom Nadya Suleman has started bartending to pay off her $450,000 mortgage. (InTouch)
But Amer Haddadin, the guy who owns the note to her house, is threatening to publicly humiliate her if she doesn’t pay up in three days. Hi Amer. You realize you’re talking about the OCTOMOM, right? Good luck with that. (TMZ)
State department clerk is being indicted for hacking into celebrity personal information. But it seems to be a weird C list obsession. The biggest star hacked was Ali Lohan. (NYPost)
The stars of Sister Wives are officially being investigated for polygamy by Utah country prosecutors. (TMZ)
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PETA turned 30 this year, and the organization rang in its birthday with a gala chock full of stars. Lea Michelle, Kellan Lutz and Kelly Osbourne ditched their leather to hang around with the Joaquin and the Phoenix clan. We assume 50 Cent‘s invitation got lost in the mail. More »
Yesterday we brought you transmissions from 50 Cent via his dog Oprah, the black and white puppy with the broken foot. Since we last left the rapper, he’s posted a photo of himself pretending to stab the dog, pissed off the folks at PETA, and Tweeted more abusive things at Oprah (the canine).
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50 Cent has a dog named Oprah. 50 Cent’s dog, Oprah, has a Twitter account. This post is starting to sound like a Dr. Seuss book written from Cell Block C, but we’re having a hard time reacting to all that’s going on in that photo. I mean, Oprah even has a broken leg — and you know how we feel about animals in casts! More »
When 50 Cent announced his return to Twitter a few weeks back with a barrage of insults and offensive remarks, we honestly sat around waiting for the rapper to reveal that his account had been hacked. Because who in his right mind could actually say such horrible stuff? But no announcement came and 50′s act has continued. Now he’s got a new stunt: asking women to upload photos of themselves and then critiquing their bodies for the world to see.
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• Yeah, Penelope Cruz is already past her first trimester. (People)
• Britney Spears was seen sporting a ring…an engagement ring? (Your Tango)
• Is someone sabotaging American Idol by giving Jennifer Lopez a bad name? Is it J-Lo herself?? (TMZ)
• AOL and the Jonas Brothers…a match made in heaven? (The Hollywood Reporter)
• 50 Cent is going to be on Eastenders, the UK soap opera. (NME)
• Anna Wintour heard that Lady Gaga is a diva, says Lady Gaga’s unofficial biography. Well, that seems like some legitimate source work. (RadarOnline)
• Joaquin Phoenix is returning to Letterman…maybe he’s planning to make a sequel to I’m Still Here? (OK! Magazine) More »
Don’t be the last of your friends to discover this hilarious parody Twitter feed — English50cent — that takes 50 Cent‘s already unbelievable tweets and makes them just a little more ridiculous by “translating” them into the Queen’s English — or something that the rest of us can understand. The results are hilarious. More »
We don’t know why G-Unit has taken control of his own ghost-written Twitter account just to write highly offensive things on it, but we’re sure his PR team are scrambling to find ways to announce how his account’s been hacked. Yet these tweets have been up for days now! Well you know what 50 Cent always says, “Would you still love me if I was an obnoxious dick?”
50 Cent is jealous of Puffy:
And then this barrage of insanity…. More »
Danielle Staub’s birthday party last night at upscale NYC strip club Scores was predictably crazy. There was booze, strippers, a musical performance and lots of drama in the form of a party crash by Kim Granatell, aka “Kim G.” Though there were no cameras around, it was just like stepping into a scene for The Real Housewives of New Jersey. More »
Ever since Kanye West went and joined Twitter today, the Internet has exploded with retweeted excitement. Except really, isn’t the only “newsy” part of this story the fact that Kanye West wasn’t on Twitter until today? The rapper was like made for Twitter, and it’s sort of weird that now that he’s on the service, he’s spell-checking and not typing in all caps. Very un-Kanye. We say: Kanye’s hired one of those Ghost-Twitter writers, like 50 Cent did. He’s just… More »
Remember Peter “PC” Peterson from Bravo’s NYC Prep? He was the Chuck Bass-y rich kid with all the snarky lines, often aimed at sensitive underclassmen. He spent most of the time bantering with BFF Jessie Leavitt, who worked with the children’s charity Operation Smile (which helps repair the cleft lips and palates of the less fortunate). To that, PC, infamously huffed: “There are so many other things that are going on in the world that need to be addressed before… More »
50 Cent is virtually unrecognizable after shedding a whopping 54 pounds for his role in the upcoming movie Things Fall Apart, according to the site This Is 50. He went from 214 to 160 pounds through a liquid diet and hours on the treadmill. Thing is, 50 Cent is naturally a big guy — his muscular physique and rippling abs were all part of his macho image when he first made a splash earlier this decade. In these pics, the… More »
Melissa Etheridge and her wife, actress Tammy (nee Tammy Lynn Michaels), have split after nine years, two kids and a breast cancer diagnosis. (People)
Kate Hudson made flat chests sexy, but recent photos show that she’s sporting at least an A cup. There’s only a few explanations for that: either she’s gained weight, is pregnant or has had a boob job. Sources suspect the latter. (Us Weekly)
So, Lindsay Lohan missed a deposition yesterday — to shop. (TMZ) More »
Recording artist Olivia just released a new song, “Control,” which claims to feature rapper Drake. But today Drake put out a statement he didn’t collaborate with Olivia, who was the first woman to sign with 50 Cent’s label G-Unit . Said Drake:
“I support artist collaborations and sampling music that inspires you but I don’t support taking unauthorized recordings and marketing them as features. I’ve never worked with Olivia and I apologize to any fan who was duped into thinking… More »
Britney Spears is single again. Maybe she and Jennifer Love Hewitt can grab lunch. (E! Online)
50 Cent is bored of the rap music, plans to record a dance album. (Contact Music)
Jessica Sierra, now sober, is charming and smart in a new interview. Really. (Radar Online)
Kendra Wilkinson used to be a drug addict, and a runaway, before she became Hef’s girlfriend and now a mother. How is she only 24? (Us Magazine)
In shocking Hollywood actress fashion, Amanda Seyfried eats very… More »