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Diddy tried to get it on at age 7??!?!? Are you kidding me?!?!
We all kind of know at this point that P Diddy is a few ants short of a picnic, but this newest one takes the cake. In an interview in the newest Playboy, you know, that bastion of literary excellence, Diddy claims to have tried to pop his cherry at age seven. SEVEN. You have got to be kidding me. You’re barely potty-trained at 7.
“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was… More »
Scientology exploiting Michael Jackson to promote private party
Scientologists are truly shameless: in an invitation to the UK Celebrity Centre, the cult is using MJ’s likeness as a promotional tool.
Here’s what the invite says:
THE OT COMMITTEE CC LONDON CORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO a spectacular evening celebrating one of the greatest artists of all time Michael Jackson in true Celebrity Centre style.
· Get briefed by a Senior Executive from Celebrity Centre International on the plans for CC London.
· Enjoy entertainment in honour of the King of Pop with… More »
Amy Winehouse getting back together with junkie ex-husband
Amy Winehouse, best known for injecting, snorting, or drinking everything in sight, is topping off her list of accomplishments by getting back together with fellow junkie ex-husband Blake. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!
Apparently she’s been skitting around with him for a while, sneaking into night clubs, making potholders at the rehab halfway house where he currently is incarcerated staying, flipping the bird at her parents and fans, you know, normal (for Amy) stuff. Why, Amy, Why??!?!?
Her parents are not happy (obviously), and his… More »
The Passion of the Mel Gibson: His mistress is pregnant!
Mel Gibson is a busy man, yalls. Not only is he breaking up with his wife of 28 years and making one gorefest movie after the other, now he’s gotten his Russian mistress pregnant!
Oh, yeah. It’s true, gang. Well, at least according to The Enquirer, which, I know is not always the most reliable source, but hey! Let’s run with it. Rumor has it that Mel sat his kids down to tell them that they were going to have… More »
Partridge Family mom Shirley Jones in Playboy – at age 75?!?!?
Partridge Family mom Shirley Jones, shown in the video below teaching you how to tighten your buttocks (no kidding, she really is) is considering posing NUDE for Playboy – at the ripe old age of 75.
Her husband and manager says that she is ready and willing to do it, and that she still looks good for her age. So, uh, yeah. I don’t want to rain on your parade there Shirley, but nobody wants to look at old… More »
Who did Jessica Simpson have to pay to get on the cover of Vanity Fair?
Jessica Simpson is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair, and yes, you’re not alone in thinking “Durr? Whazza?” She’s got nothing going on except an awkward relationship with footballer Tony Romo and an embarrassingly stunted country music career that fizzled out before it even got started. Her interview is just about what you would expect it to be, including an oddly phrased statement about how she handles the media:
“It comes with what I do,” Jess continues. “And I… More »
Chris Brown’s lawyer wants felony charges dismissed?!?!
This is crazy. Apparently, Chris Brown has hired himself a lawyer who lives in PsychoTown, because he’s pushing for the felony charges against his client to be DISMISSED. Why? Because the LAPD released those pictures of his handiwork on former girlfriend Rihanna, that’s why, and they don’t think he can get a fair trial!
Well, first of all, BOO HOO to that lawyer. Second, I’m sure that the jury selection process will be able to find 12 people that haven’t… More »
Tori Spelling talks about husband Dean shaving her mysterious lady parts
So there are certain things you read that once you have them in your brain, you really can’t UNread them. They are in there, like the theme song to Barney, and will NEVER EVER LEAVE.
The following gossip tidbit is one of those things. You have been warned!
Apparently, Tori Spelling asked husband Dean to shave her mysterious lady parts while she was pregnant, because she couldn’t see what was going on down there. Here’s what she had to say:
“I… More »
Jennifer Aniston on the set of “The Baster”
Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie named “The Baster”, which instantly made me think of a turkey baster, which made me think about Thanksgiving, which made me hungry, which made me go look in the cupboards for something to eat and all I could find were some stale Fruit Loops. Which I ate anyway.
“The Baster” is about an unmarried 40-year-old woman who turns to a turkey baster in order to become pregnant. Seven years later,… More »
Ron Wood debuts his VERY young girlfriend
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Aww, isn’t that cute? Rolling Stones member Ron Wood is out with his granddaughter for a walk….wait, what? That’s his GIRLFRIEND?!?!? And she’s younger than both of his kids?
Yep, it’s true. Ron Wood apparently smoked too much of the ganja when he was younger and decided to treat his 67 year old self (!) to a little bit of cradle robbin’. The girl’s name is Ekaterina Ivanova and Ron is stepping out with her while… More »
Would you buy a stripper pole from Kendra Wilkinson?
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I can’t think of anything I’d rather buy right now than a bonafide stripper pole from none other than ex-Girls Next Door ho Kendra Wilkinson, how about you? Oh, wait – there’s a freaking STRIPPER WORKOUT VIDEO to go with it? I have officially died and gone to hillbilly heaven.
Yes, it’s true – the Playboy Bunny (and chronic horse-laugher) is marketing her stripper exercise video like cuh-razy, because when you’ve got a chest full of… More »
If you ever needed proof that Michael Jackson was a little off, here you go
Singer Michael Jackson is auctioning off his daily outfits, stuff like ruffled shirts, British military uniforms, jeweled crowns, you know, stuff like you and I wear every day. Personally, I had to put my crown in for repairs, the rubies kept falling off and hitting me in the eye and it was getting old fast.
Anyway, here’s an interesting video that gives you some behind the scenes looks at Mikey’s auction stuff; if you have an extra million or two… More »
Sex and the City rumored storyline
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So all of us who are fans of Sex and the City were excited to hear that we were going to get another movie, right? Except listen to what is being rumored as the storyline. You might want to breathe really deeply and go to your happy place, because seriously, this will PISS. YOU. OFF.
Are you there? Happy place? Okay:
Big loses his bazillions and has to move to London in a one-bedroom apartment. While there… More »
Jenny McCarthy loves her Botox!
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Comedian (um, kind of? I guess? I’d say she’s more of a Playboy bunny type) Jenny McCarthy was on the Oprah show yesterday, and since she pretty much has nothing else going on in her life, she decided to talk about her love affair with Botox. Oh, she LOVES the Botox! She has her own kit at home! She can’t smile anymore, and she looks embalmed, but SHE LOVES BOTOX!
She also mentioned her long term boyfriend… More »
Aw, isn’t this sweet? Chris Brown and Rihanna have recorded a romantic duet!
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What’s the first thing you want to do after you’ve been beaten to a bloody pulp by your boyfriend? Why, record a romantic duet with him, of course!
Yep, it’s true – Chris Brown, who has been charged with two felonies in the beating of Rihanna, is now finished recording a sweet little ditty with this obviously addled woman, done right after they got back together. Supposedly, it’s “sweet and sentimental” and “expresses the challenges of a… More »
Chris Brown and Rihanna are “working through their issues”
This is a good picture of someone who’s under investigation for beating the snot out of their girlfriend, don’t you think? Nice and cheerful! See how happy I am, riding a jet ski at my enabler’s friend’s house in Miami, hiding out with my punching dummy girlfriend!
Well, sources say that Chris Brown and Rihanna are hunkered down at friend Sean Combs house in Miami as they work things out, staying mostly inside and away from everyone else. Um, is anyone… More »
Um, what? Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together?
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Well, slap me silly and call me Donald, because this just about turns me inside out. According to People, Rihanna has taken back Chris Brown and they are staying together at one of Sean Combs’ homes in Miami. Sources reportedly say that Chris is “saddened’ at what’s happened and just “happy to be back with the woman he loves.” Um, what? Does anyone remember this?
While we obviously should be wondering how Rihanna got so stupid so… More »
Pamela Anderson on the runway at NY Fashion Week
Here’s Pamela Anderson strutting her stuff on the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection entitled “Blondes Have More Fun!” on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week.
Honestly, she just needs to stop. STOP, PAM ANDERSON. Seriously. That’s enough now. You are just embarrassing yourself now. So what’s she working on right now? A drama called “Hollywood and Vine”:
Diane Blaine has the face of a movie star. Unfortunately, fallen star/tabloid queen Jamie Stephens already made it famous. Hollywoods… More »
Madonna goes out on a date with Jesus
So Madonna is already hitting the dating scene since her divorce with Guy Ritchie, and who has she chosen for her first public dinner date? Why, a 22 year old model named, appropriately, Jesus. I’ve heard of trying to hold on to your youth, but this is just getting silly now. Or maybe she’s just auditioning this guy for her daughter Lourdes?
image: Bauer-Griffin
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Rumer Willis talks about stepdad Ashton
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Rumer Willis, who is famous because of her parents, gave a recent interview in which she talked about her stepdad Ashton Kutcher and when mom Demi Moore brought him home for the first time. Basically, it’s kind of gross and weird. Here’s what she had to say:
‘When Ashton came into our lives, he was just an extension of our family,’ she says. ‘He’s like a friend as well as a stepdad. We talk about everything -… More »