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John Travolta’s grieving family the target of extortion artists
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,460,527250,”http://cdn.pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()This is about the most disgusting thing I’ve read in a long time. John Travolta and Kelly Preston, who lost their son Jett last month to a seizure disorder, have been targeted by a couple of slimeballs who took cellphone picture of their son as he lay dying in the ambulance, and have threatened to release these pictures worldwide unless the Travoltas pay them millions of dollars. John and Kelly immediately got their lawyers on these… More »
Get bowel movement advice from Gwyneth Paltrow!
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There are some things that you just don’t want to hear coming out of the mouths of your favorite celebs, and right there at the top of the list would be advice on how to poop better. Yet, Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to bust through this barrier with her latest diatribe over at her nutty alternative health website, GOOP.com, along with a whole menu for a seven day cleanse diet. Here we go:
“If your bowel… More »
Simon Cowell relaxes with his shirt off
I love Simon Cowell, but this might be a little too much Simon for me! Here’s the American Idol judge having some downtime in the sun; must be nice, where I’m at, we’ve got almost a foot of snow!
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Want to buy the used tissue of Scarlett Johansson?
Actress Scarlett Johansson was on the Tonight Show last night, and she had a pretty nasty cold that she said she caught from actor Samuel Jackson. Since it’s a “celebrity” cold, Jay and Scarlett talked about how these germs have value of some kind, and decided that her snotty tissue should be put on eBay for charity (eww!). Here’s the video:
You can see the eBay listing here, bidding is up to $2000!
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Guess where Madonna will be celebrating Thanksgiving?
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Okay, so Madonna is apparently going back to her home-wrecking ways. She’s spending Thanksgiving with new love A-Rod, taking him away from his very small children and wife. Yuck! Here’s what Cynthia (A-Rod’s cuckolded wife) had to say:
“My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!” – source
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Richard Simmons “energizes” Macy’s employees – watch the madness
ARGH. I didn’t realize that Richard Simmons was still running around creating havoc in his silky short shorts and Bozo the Clown hair, not to mention the red scoopneck tank tops. And the exercising MADNESS! And that VOICE!
After watching this video, I can hear him in my dreams. You have been warned.
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Jennifer Garner has a scary stalker
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,432,276442,”http://cdn.pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()Now, THIS is kinda freaky. Apparently, Jennifer Garner has a psychotic stalker that has been following her every move from state to state, sending her weird letters and packages, and he’s even picked up and moved to Los Angeles to be closer to her! She’s had to file a restraining order against this loony tunes, and in the document, she says:
“He has now shown up at my private residence and has repeatedly expressed his belief that… More »
Why is Steve Guttenberg running naked through Central Park?
Apparently Steve Guttenberg of quite a few forgettable ’80′s movies and Dancing with the Stars is training for the NY marathon. Part of his special training is running without any pants on through Central Park? Wouldn’t that chafe? And isn’t it, you know, ILLEGAL?!?!?
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Kendra Wilkinson talks about Hef’s new girlfriends – watch
Ex-Hef girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson is not too impressed with Hefner’s new interchangeable girlfriends, twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, saying that they’re “not thankful” for what Kendra, Bridget, and Holly have done for them. Yeah, as if sleeping with an old geezer for money and fame was something to be thankful for? As if! Watch:
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From horrible to truly tragic: Body of boy matching description of Jennifer Hudson’s nephew has been found
The sad story of Jennifer Hudson continues its’ downward spiral. The body of a young boy matching Julian King’s description has been found in a white SUV matching the license plate of the one that the Chicago Police have been looking for. Here’s more:
And here’s more:
The medical examiner has not yet made an ID, but we are now told the body is that of a 7-year-old African American boy, the same age and race as Julian. The body was found… More »
Denis Leary says autism is “a joke”
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,404,183556,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()In Denis Leary’s new book, he’s got an entire chapter devoted to slamming kids and parents dealing with autism. Listen to this:
“There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can’t compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don’t… More »
Is Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant AGAIN?
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,380,165459,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()The National Enquirer is reporting that fallen teen dream Jamie Lynn Spears has got another bun in the oven, just three months after having her first!!
Sources say that that she thought that breastfeeding would keep her from getting pregnant, and obviously that did not work – see, Jamie, it’s deciding to STOP HAVING SEX FOR FIVE MINUTES that actually keeps you from getting pregnant. Apparently she took a pregnancy test and when it came back positive… More »
Jessica Simpson sings “Angels” on Dancing with the Stars
Wow. Just….wow. She is JUST SO AWFUL. There’s yodeling, and screaming, and breathing loud, and the shoving the mike up against her mouth, and the “singing”. Good Lord. Just stop already, Jessica. Go find a job as an office receptionist or something.
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Anne Hathaway has given us WAY too much information about her sex life
(This video is the trailer for Becoming Jane)
Well, actress Anne Hathaway has really gone too far. Here’s what she said in a recent interview with Esquire:
….the sexy “Get Smart” star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes… More »
Bristol Palin vs. Jamie Lynn Spears
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(234,162,129118,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()Lynne Spears has found yet another thing to whine about and (hopefully) encourage people to feel sorry for her and draw strength from her awesome parenting skillz. She thinks that Bristol Palin, the 17 year old pregnant daughter of Sarah Palin, was lauded in the press as making an “admirable choice” while her daughter, Jamie Lynn, was basically crucified. Here’s what she has to say:
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(234,366,129123,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()It’s a totally different reaction. It’s as if… More »
Sandra Bernhard gives a “gang rape” warning to Sarah Palin
Sandra Bernhard, who is really NOT THAT FUNNY of a comedian, has, among other awful things, issued a gang rape warning to GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin. Watch the following video to get just a taste of her awfulness:
Here’s the text of what she said in the rest of her routine:
The Republican V.P. nom would be “gang-raped by my big black brothers” if she enters Manhattan, Bernhard said. Palin is said to be making a campaign stop in New York… More »
Jessica Simpson flubs up bigtime on Good Morning America
Jessica Simpson is one of those singers you either really like or really dislike. I’m in the really dislike camp; I think she has absolutely no talent and makes every song she sings sound like she’s trying to pass a gigantic kidney stone or two. Here’s an example of what I mean; listen to her try to sing on GMA, it’s painful:
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No! Amy Poehler is leaving Saturday Night Live!
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,480,108519,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()My favorite actress on SNL is leaving!! Amy Poehler, who is pregnant with her first child, plans to leave after having her baby and she’s not coming back. DAMMIT!!! Here’s what she had to say:
“It’s gonna be really hard — Boyz II Men hard — to say goodbye to yesterday,” she says. “SNL was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you need to know when to put it down.”
Poehler won’t be off… More »
Sex and the City prequel?
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,480,108460,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()So I’m a huge fan of Sex and the City, but even I know when to call it when Candace Bushnell, the author of SATC, has jumped the shark BUT GOOD.
Apparently, she is hard at work writing the story of Carrie Bradshaw when she was in high school. Ugh. Gag me with a spoon. So will these lovely SATC teen thrillers be shelved right next door to Twilight and Harry Potter? Should we look for… More »
Is Miley Cyrus dating a 20 year old?
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,323,105705,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()Who’s that guy with Miley Cyrus? That’s 20 year old Justin Gaston, a model and aspiring country singer, who’s been spending a LOT of time with 15 year old Miley Cyrus lately. He went to church with the family, and then later that night he hit Disney’s Concert for Hope where Cyrus performed with the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato.
Would you let your daughter date a 20 year old? Yeah, I don’t think so! What… More »
