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Dancing With the Stars: The Ultimate ‘Get Over Him’ Move? – From Kate Gosselin to Bristol Palin, here are 9 celebs who have used ABC’s dance show to tell the world “We don’t care about our humiliating breakups!” (via YourTango)
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Report: Bristol Palin Recruited For 'Dancing With The Stars'
Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars? Believe it. While the news hasn’t been officially confirmed, sources tell E! News that Sarah Palin’s daughter has been recruited for the upcoming season of the hit ABC dancing competition. (Hear that, Levi?). … More »
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Video: CSI's First Justin Bieber Promo Proves Show Has Become Unnervingly Self-Aware
18 days ago by Drew Grant | CommentWe weren’t aware that CSI was in on the joke of being the most ridiculous show on television, but as this new season promo shows, the writers are fully aware that they’ve exhausted every ridiculous plot device and character in TV history. But now the show about criminal forensic experts who sometimes deal with plushies and vampires (did I hear that right?) are bringing you…Justin Bieber. Have you jumped the shark, CSI? Do you even care? … More »
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The Lameness Continues On 'Bachelor Pad'
19 days ago by erin | 2 CommentsThe Bachelor Pad is sososo lame. But yet we keep watching; we are obligated to continue suffering through the Pad for several reasons: our bizarre devotion to the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise; our desire to keep Chris “I’m A Believer” Harrison employed; because we want The Weatherman to pull a coup and go home with the $250,000 prize.
Is that weird? Because of all the lame-ass people on this overlong spin-off, The Weatherman is by far the worst. Scratch that.
Here’s Crushable’s Top 5 Bachelor Pad denizens who are far more offensive than The Weatherman:
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Fake Chris Harrison Twitter Entertains Us, Dupes Jake Pavelka
Chris Harrison, who still believes that The Bachelor can produce long-lasting love, is – in dead seriousness – the best thing about the ABC franchise. Chris is not only a puppet of producers – forced to play dumb on things like, “Frank Neuschaefer has a secret girlfriend – whaaaa?” – but he is also a calming force of sanity within a manse full of sociopaths. He seems to sincerely care about each and every contestant, even as he secretly collabs with the show to stir the pot. See: Bachelor Pad! With that said, here’s a gift from the Twitter gods: Chris Harrison has a tweeter-impersonator who managed to trick ex-Bachelor Jake Pavelka into thinking the Fake Chris Harrison feed was REAL. … More »
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Let's Play The 'Guess Their Real Age' Guessing Game
26 days ago by erin | 2 CommentsThe sole non-lame denizen of ABC’s Bachelor Pad is Gwen Gioia, who refuses to give her real age on the show and in real life. Naturally, malechauvinistpigdoucherageaholic David Good reacted, “Is she a little older than us?” According to Us Weekly, her IMDB lists her as 39, which is not that old. (OK, for Bachelor Pad, it’s kind of old.) … More »
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The 5 Lamest People On 'Bachelor Pad'
27 days ago by erin | 4 CommentsWe watched Bachelor Pad last night, and it was weird. We’re shameless fans/ruthless critics of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, what with all the crazy people, thwarted romance and “final rose of the night” nonsense. But if you’re into the ABC franchise, you might not be into the spin-off: It’s got the crazy people and the thwarted romance but there’s money involved – the grand prize is $250K (we think) – and no one to root for. Basically, everybody sucks. Allow us to rank the suckiest. … More »
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Crush This: Julia Roberts In 'Eat Pray Love,' Cera In 'Scott Pilgrim,' Rejects In 'Bachelor Pad'
Welcome to Crush This, your weekly guide to what’s new in movies, music and TV! We’ve navigated the inner reaches of our entertainment-obsessed brains in search of all the pop culture landscape has to offer. This week, we bring you Eat Pray Luuuurve, Scott Pilgrim and, dear god, Bachelor Pad. … More »
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The 'Lost' Epilogue: Yes, We DO Need It
When the 12-minute Lost Epilogue leaked on Jezebel, Drew and I were like: zomgzomgzomgzomgzomgzomgzomg. And then, like true Lost freaks, we debated its merits. Drew believes the clip – which ABC dragged off the web, replacing it with a shorter one – was nothing more than an awful tease. I think not, and here’s why. … More »
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Poll: Will Ali And Roberto Last?
32 days ago by erin | 2 CommentsNewly minted Bachelorette couple Ali and Roberto are so in love – and producers hope it stays that way. Are we all in agreement with that – or should Ali ditch Roberto for wingwoman Jennifer Love Hewitt? … More »
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'Bachelorette' Ali Chooses A Guy, And It's Who We Thought
34 days ago by erin | 3 CommentsDear Bachelorette watchers: We’ve come far together on this “amazing journey,” and I thank you for joining me each week as Ali Fedotowsky fended off disturbing dudes with frog voices, Tom Cruise complexes and secret girlfriends, and finally, tonight, found love.
(Spoiler alert: If you haven’t seen yet seen the three-hour finale extravaganza, be warned!) … More »
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Sorry Keir, We Just Can't Buy You As a Nerd!
35 days ago by Delaina Dixon | CommentABC’s upcoming fall series, My Generation, is already preset on our DVRs. Told in documentary style, the series revisits the lives of several adults 10 years after they were interviewed in high school. But we’re still having a hard time believing that series star Keir O’Donnell is the class nerd. … More »
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'Bachelorette' Host Chris Harrison Thought Ali Would Walk Off The Show
35 days ago by Delaina Dixon | 3 CommentsTonight is the whopping three-hour finale of The Bachelorette, and it comes down to two men: Roberto Martinez and Chris Lambton. Who will Ali pick?
Host Chris Harrison is keeping mum. But at ABC’s Television Critics Association party in Los Angeles last night, Chris admitted to Crushable that he really thought Ali was going to walk off the show in the middle of taping – especially with what went down with Frank Neuschaefer. … More »
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Kirk DeWindt Blames Frank For His 'Bachelorette' Loss
41 days ago by erin | 2 CommentsKirk DeWindt is Mr. Congeniality. With the illness backstory, the soccer player’s body, the aw-shucks grin, Kirk was life-partner material packaged in Midwestern sincerity and unassuming sex appeal. But he proved no match for the other loudier, quirkier, sparklier dudes on The Bachelorette.
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Who Wants to Be a Hipster Millionaire? – Brooklyn’s Williamsburg residents are now being scouted for Who Wants to be a Millionaire, ostensibly in the hopes of getting the coveted “too cool to own a TV” demographic back watching ABC. If all the questions start being about Arcade Fire and where you can get the best pot south of Metropolitan, you’ll know the producers have won. (via Daily Intelligencer)
